Your Period Isn't Broken - It's Screaming For Help
You're tired of Googling "why are my cramps so bad" at 2 a.m. Tired of planning your life around your cycle because you never know if this month will be the "bad" one. Tired of doctors telling you birth control or surgery are your only options when your body is literally SCREAMING that something's wrong.
Your period is a monthly report card. And right now? Most bodies are failing because it doesn't have what it needs to pass.
The clots aren't normal. The 7-day bleeds aren't normal. Cramps that make you bedridden? Definitely not normal.
But here's the good news - when you understand what your body is communicating through your cycle, you can give it exactly what it needs to reset.
THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR PERIOD PROBLEMS
Your reproductive system doesn't exist in a vacuum.
When your liver is sluggish from processed foods and environmental toxins, it can't clear excess estrogen. That estrogen builds up. Creates heavy bleeding. Feeds fibroids. Makes endometriosis worse.
When your colon is backed up, those hormones your liver worked hard to package up and send out? They get reabsorbed. Recycled. And wreak havoc on your cycle.
Your kidneys, lymph, skin - they're all part of the team trying to keep your hormones balanced. When ONE system is overwhelmed, the others try to compensate. And your period shows you exactly where the breakdown is happening.
What Your Body Is Trying To Tell You
Brown discharge before your period?
Stagnant blood. Your body's trying to clear old material.
Heavy clots?
Your liver can't keep up with detoxing estrogen and other steroid waste.
Cramps that double you over?
Inflammation …and.. Definitely a body screaming for help.
Missing periods?
Your body shut down reproduction because it doesn't feel safe enough to support a pregnancy.
You don't need more ibuprofen. You need to understand what your body is trying to tell you.
WHAT IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR BODY?
Imagine waking up on day 1 of your period without that pit of dread in your stomach.
No panic about whether you packed enough tampons. No wondering if you'll make it through work without bleeding through your pants. No cancelled plans because "it's that time of month."
Just... a normal period. The way your body was designed to function all along.
That's what the Period Decoder Bundle gives you.
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET FOR $47:
30-Day Supply of Reproductive Reset Tea
This isn't regular tea. This is a cellular regenerative formula designed to support your body's natural detox pathways - it's targeted support for your liver, kidneys, and lymph, the three systems that determine your cycle's flow.
What it does:
Supports liver detoxification of excess estrogen
Reduces inflammation that causes cramping
Promotes healthy blood flow (goodbye clots)
Nourishes your reproductive system at the cellular level
This isn't a basic calendar where you mark X's. This is a system that teaches you how to READ your cycle.
You'll learn:
What different colors and textures of blood mean
How to identify hormonal imbalances from your symptoms
When to be concerned vs. when it's your body detoxing
How stress, diet, and lifestyle affect your cycle
What changes to make based on what you're tracking
The result? You'll never panic at 2 a.m. again wondering if you need to go to the ER. You'll know what's normal for YOUR body and when something actually needs attention.
Free Body Assessment After One Cycle ($150 Value)
Once you've tracked one full cycle with the e-book system, you unlock a free 45-minute Body Assessment Session.
We'll review your patterns together, decode what your body is communicating through your symptoms, and create three personalized next steps just for you.
No sales pitch. No pressure. Just clarity about what your body needs next.
"BUT WHAT IF MY CASE IS REALLY BAD?"
Let me tell you about Novia.
She didn't have a period for 5 years.
PCOS. Endometriosis. Doctors told her she'd need medication forever, maybe surgery. Her sex drive was non-existent. She felt disconnected from her own body.
She started the protocol in November 2020. Drank the tea. Followed the tracking system. Made the dietary changes.
8 weeks later, her period came back.
Not just any period - a manageable one. No flooding. No debilitating cramps. And bonus? Her sex drive returned. She felt like herself again.
"I didn't know my body could do this," she said.
Now she's teaching her mom and sister the same protocols. Because when your body heals, you don't keep it to yourself.
If the protocol works for someone who didn't have a period for FIVE YEARS, imagine what it does for someone whose period just needs a reset.
"BUT I'M NOT PERFECT WITH EATING HEALTHY..."
Sierra wasn't either.
She used to bleed through super tampons in 2 hours. Passed clots the size of golf balls. Day 1 of her cycle meant calling out of work because the cramps were so bad she'd vomit.
She started the tea. Used the tracking system. But she'll be the first to tell you - she wasn't perfect with the meal plan.
9→2
Cramps
in three cycles
8→4
Days
Flow reduced by half
No more clots. Cramps that actually respond to ibuprofen instead of laughing in its face.
"Day 1 doesn't run my life anymore," she said.
You don't have to be perfect. You just have to be consistent with what actually works.
HERE'S WHAT THE BUNDLE REALLY GIVES YOU
Peace at 2 a.m.
No more panicking about whether this pain is normal or if you need to go to the ER. You'll understand what your body is doing and why.
Confidence in your body
You'll know what large clots mean and more. You'll understand why cramps hit harder some months. You'll see patterns you never noticed before.
A period that doesn't ruin your life
Imagine showing up to work without ibuprofen in your purse. Planning trips without checking your cycle first. Wearing white pants without fear.
Proof that your body isn't broken
Medical inequalities taught Black women not to trust our pain. Not to demand answers. Not to expect our bodies to work right. This bundle proves that wrong.
THIS BUNDLE SUPPORTS:
PCOS symptoms
Endometriosis discomfort
Fibroid-related pain
Irregular or missing cycles
Heavy bleeding and clotting
Severe cramps
Mood swings and hormonal imbalance
Please Note: If you are on hormonal birth control, this tea may reduce its effectiveness. Consider backup contraception or consult a practitioner.
Most women notice lighter flow and reduced cramping within 1-2 cycles. For more complex issues like PCOS or endometriosis, give it 3 cycles to see significant changes.
Q: Can I use this if I'm on birth control?
The tea may reduce hormonal birth control effectiveness. If you choose to use it, consider backup contraception.
Q: What if I have food sensitivities or allergies?
The tea contains natural herbs. Review the ingredient list in your confirmation email. If you have known allergies, consult your healthcare provider first.
Q: Is this a cure for endometriosis/PCOS/fibroids?
This isn't a cure - it's cellular support that helps your body function better. Many women see symptom relief, but always work with your healthcare provider for serious conditions.
Q: What if it doesn't work for me?
Everyone's body responds differently. The Body Assessment after one cycle helps us identify what's working and what needs adjustment. If you don't see any improvement after following the protocol consistently for 2 cycles, we'll refund your purchase.
Q: How do I use the tea?
Instructions come with your purchase. Generally, you'll drink 1-2 cups daily throughout your cycle, with increased intake during menstruation.
ABOUT THE DETOX SPECIALIST WHO CREATED THIS
I'm a Certified Cellular Regenerative Detox Specialist, and I've spent years translating what Black women's bodies are screaming but nobody's listening to.
Medical apartheid taught us not to trust our pain. Not to demand answers. Not to expect our bodies to work right.
I'm here to flip that script.
Your period is a report card. And when you learn to read it, everything changes.
I created this bundle because I was tired of watching women suffer through cycles that steal their joy, their energy, their confidence - all because nobody taught them that their body is always communicating.
The tea supports what your body's trying to do naturally. The tracking system teaches you to understand what your body's saying. The assessment gives you personalized next steps.
No guessing. No Googling at 2 a.m. No more planning your life around hoping your period won't be "the bad one."
Just you, finally understanding your body. And your body, finally getting what it needs.
P.S. Sierra's cramps went from a 9 to a 2 in three cycles. Novia got her period back after 5 years and felt like herself again. Both of them started with one simple thing: giving their body what it actually needed. Your turn.
This product is for educational purposes only and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult with a qualified healthcare provider before making changes to your diet or lifestyle.